ZOMBITATOS THE END OF THE PC MASTER RACE (2016) REVIEW

Should have stayed red lit.

PC exclusive.

Zombitatos the end of the Pc master race is a point and click game published and developed by Bmc Games for the PC.

Before really getting into it I think it's worth clarifying that this game isn't even a funny kind of bad. This thing is just so awful you'll want to turn it off soon after you start, regardless of if you thought it looked funny, and you should really save your money and support some real games on Steam, rather than promoting things like this.

GAMEPLAY
The game does actually have a few multiple choice parts, although if you actually make a wrong choice and get a game over screen you have to watch the unskippable intros to the chapter you're on, which was certainly annoying.

Quite frankly this isn't really a game and wouldn't really even qualify as one of those point and click DVD games that some family movies had in the early 00's. It seems that the people behind this game had too much free time between lessons and decided that they wanted to put a game on Steam, with this being the result.

STORY
Terrible jokes, no zombies and seemingly no acting. Despite obviously being a joke, this game really isn't funny, the only part that comes remotely close to being so is that they had the audacity to charge people money for this.

GRAPHICS

The game can't even go full screen and everything looks like it took a few minutes to produce.

The grammar in the game is also pretty bad, along with just about everything else.

SOUND
At least you could skip past the song at the start.

The cutscenes were mostly recorded in a school/college courtyard so the sound of vehicles, children and other things make up the background.

VALUE FOR MONEY
If this game was free it would seem like it was just a bad student tech demo or something but it's not worth any money, let alone your time. This game will take about 15 minutes to complete.

OVERALL
Zombitatos raises the question of just how successful Steam Greenlight is, and as to whether there should really be a greater bar of entry for games to be put up. You could better spend your money by throwing it into a fountain and making a wish, rather than "playing" this game. There are thousands of games on Steam to buy, some around the price of this one, some that are actually funny, and some that would be worth saving your money towards. Do that instead, and ignore this thing.